Another forward....
At one local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings.
OneSunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smallerthan anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not seemenough for the size of the congregation.
Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest againquestioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering.
So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did.Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time hesaid "I can't hear you".
Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again Jackanswered "I can't hear you".
This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING"Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".
By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of theconfessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me aquestion."So they traded places and Jack asked, "I hear that you and my wife arehaving an affair, is that true?"To which the priest answered,"By Golly you can't hear in here."
Friday, January 12, 2007
My first post...
Just thought of creating my own blog so have created one but don't know what to write....
Will definitely come up with something better sometime soon....
For now, please bear with some one liners I got in a forwarded mail.
I say no to drugs, they just don't listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.(i liked it )
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Just thought of creating my own blog so have created one but don't know what to write....
Will definitely come up with something better sometime soon....
For now, please bear with some one liners I got in a forwarded mail.
I say no to drugs, they just don't listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.(i liked it )
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week.
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